Holiday Gifts for the Workplace Bloodsucker

Gifts-FBThey’ve tormented you all year, now it’s time for you to communicate your true feelings to your bloodsucking boss or coworker with one of these  holiday horrors!

  1. Porn
  2. Extension cord
  3. Coaching tapes about how to be successful at work (great for your boss)
  4. DNA test kit (great for single moms)
  5. Fish of the Month Club membership
  6. Adult diapers
  7. Framed picture of yourself
  8. Santa-themed lingerie or man-kini
  9. Branding iron
  10. Manila file folder (just one)
  11. Anything boasting “As Seen on TV” on the box
  12. Low-fat cookbook, workout DVD,  and/or scale
  13. Hotel soap, shampoo, and conditioner (especially from different hotels)
  14. Back hair shaver or nose hair trimmer
  15. Toilet seat
  16. Half a bottle of booze
  17. A book of etiquette
  18. Feminine hygiene products
  19. Grocery store gift card for $7.58
  20. Stretch mark cream

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